crumplesack

An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.

The preflight crew forgot to leave water bottles on the jet for us? What a bunch of crumplesacks!

by Commander Crumplestiltskin February 25, 2017

That's the way the cookie crumbles

As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.

1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!

2.

Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!

3.

Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011

crumpled heap

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.

I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.

by Mala Propism February 7, 2009

Crumlet

One who is disguistingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Its is of great insult to be called this.

Mark: You got any cigaretts?
Mark: hey give me a cig man!
Mark: can i have a lighter?
Mark: you got any gum?
Ryan: CALM DOWN YOU CRUMLET!

by imprezarpm July 8, 2006

Crumblies

Multiple clusters of crumbs often resulting from a single messy source.

The brown sugar topping my co-workers coffee cake is leaving a trail of crumblies back to my cube.

by ReRuCo September 25, 2009

crumbles

crumbles: another way too say marijuana/pot!

hey man, you hanging out with crumbles tonight?

by dough6 June 5, 2005

Crumblies

The bottom portion of a platter from Long John Silver's. The best and most Yarr-Gasmic Portion of the meal

"Yarr! those Crumblies just gave me a Yarr-Gasmin!!"

by Dantesting March 18, 2009