Extra Crispy

being really high off some really potent marijuana

dude that weed is awesome i'm extra crispy

by bigbob420 July 15, 2009

P-Town Crips

young asian crips which calls poco way apt and surrounding area their hood they are funking over ownership of the hood with local surenos and any other surenos that call poco way their hood.started back in the early 70's with samoan's and cambodian's they were the worst asian crip gang on the east side of san jose they wear
pitsburg pirate hats(except black and yellow) blue dickies and any form of blue clothing they go by P-Town Crips(PTC)

P-Town Crips 1900blk

by hood star October 8, 2008

BLOODS AND CRIPS

Can be related to halo.
BLOODS AND CRIPS=RED VS BLUE!!

They are different are in a lot of ways.

1.Red vs Blue requires strategy and teamwork.
Bloods AND CRIPS requires nothing but guns.
2.Red vs Blue can be fun or frustrating.
Bloods vs Crips is just stupid.
You go to jail,die or get injured.
So play halo, dont join gangs.

by I AM NOT HUMAN May 2, 2010

School Yard Crips

A gang who mostly hang around tha 'World On Wheels' between venice n pico.
Most greatest enemy: NHB sixty crip (Sissyz)
member whom no 1 really likes: Snow Flake

( that one light skined bitch ass niggah who lykes tu sexually force him self on gurlz (mainly a girl from La High)

I HAVE NO LOVE 4 SUM OF THA PPL 4RM SCHOOL YARD CRIPS...BUT THA REST I GOT RESPECT 4 YALL....N ALL THA DEAD HOMIEZ ...(Y.I.P)

by MacChicc July 2, 2009

Crispy Ninja

A sexual act where the Male, (henceforth referred to as the "ninja") surprises his unsuspecting mate in a stealthy manner. This tricky maneuver must be performed whilst penetrating doggy style. The ninja pulls out and simultaneously spits on the females back to mimic the ejaculation process. As the unsuspecting female turns around to proposition a cuddle session, the ninja must judo chop her in the jugular in a violent manner, strong enough to knock his counterpart out. Once the female is rendered unconscious, the ninja must release his ninja-like load into her hair. He must then sneak away quickly enough so that the girl awakens with an unfamiliar crispy substance in her hair, and an extremely stiff neck.

Luke: Ron totally crispy ninja-ed that broad from the bar last.

Nester: Who was that girl again?

Luke: You know, that Hannah girl.

Nester: She got what she deserved.

by Sasha Leo January 18, 2010

crispy creme

A 300-calorie lump of doughy, glazed goodness that you might as well superglue to your thigh. Lately, they've been concocting a new donut recipe in which the carbs are significantly reduced in light of the new atkins diet wave. The chemicals they stuff into the donut in place of natural carbs are probably just as detrimental. However, they give out free paper hats, which are pretty spiff.

Mmmm...crispy cremedonuts

by marymagdalene May 10, 2006

Crispy Fist

The act of lubricating your hand with vaseline, or another similar substance, and then dipping the lubricated hand into a pile of sand or similar gritty substance. Once the lubricated hand is acceptably gritty, the hand is then inserted into your partner anally. The rapid pumping motion of the hand along with the rugged texture will rip at the anus and cause extreme pain and also extreme pleasure, assuming the masochism is a sexually gratifying experience.

Synonyms include, Revenge of the sand people, Sandy Cheeks, Gritty Salad, and Happy Happy Fun Time............................. with sand.

Tom gave me one hell of a gritty salad last night. I couldn't sit for hours.

That rectal exam was a handful of petroleum jelly and sand away from being a Crispy Fist.

by Skybo67 October 29, 2010