Creepy old dude

Young person's term for anyone over 40 attempting to have sex, especially if the young person is jealous of their apparent success.

"Check out that creepy old dude at the bar with the hot Latina chick! WTF? He must be loaded!"

by HCUser October 28, 2006

Ass Creed 2

Nick-name for Assassins Creed 2

Yo dude you beat ass creed 2 yet

by theguywhoreallycameupwitJIM February 17, 2010

creepy treehouse

A place online that adults build with the intention of luring kids in.

Its totally creepy treehouse that Professor Jones wants me to be his mySpace friend.

by John Krutsch April 20, 2008

Creepy Guy Formula

The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.

Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.

Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.

by Vocatus May 25, 2012

Creed

If you know someone named Creed, tell him that his name is very unique, and that he stands out from the crowd because he himself is unique. The most friendliest and outgoing person you will ever meet, Creed will say hi to you, even if you have just met him the day before. Creed is a leader because he is not afraid to speak up and take initiative. Creed is an ally, because even though he has so much going on, he will still stick by your side and help you through your problems. Creed is super duper smart, and also polite to everyone.

Creed: Hey Avery, I love your outfit!
Avery: Creed, you are so kind and sweet. Thank you!

by amazing.dreamergirl September 25, 2019

Creely

To Be Amazingly Hot/Fine/Sexy

That Kid Is So Creely

by Hottie1234 November 7, 2007

Creepy Dave

Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.

Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."

by Xagent_squidwardX December 15, 2009