Cream pie Goodbye

noun. /krēm/ /pī/ /ɡo͝odˈbī/

When a male's last words are uttered as he reaches orgasm.

Student A to student B: "I can't believe that Mantis had a cream pie goodbye!"

by Bukkake Harambe November 16, 2019

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brown eye cream pie

a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it

your mom likes it when i give her a brown eye cream pie

by ihotcarledyourmom February 16, 2008

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Boston Cream Pie

when a man poops on a girls stomach, then splooges on the mound of poop.

dude #1 - Hey did you give your girl a cleavland steam roller last night?
dude #2 - nah man, i gave her this new shit called the boston cream pie!

by M. Landro, E. Forth, King, Diz April 11, 2009

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Apple juice cream pie

When you ejaculate in your partner, wait a moment and then urinate inside of them. All while never removing your penis.

I had to piss so bad, after I finished I gave Karen an apple juice cream pie.

by AJCP December 1, 2013

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The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

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bakon vodka cream pie

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

by fishy oil May 21, 2011

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