What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

Crawled Apart

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.

Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."

by Demotivation January 21, 2012

Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.

Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.

by Microcrawler August 15, 2024

white net crawl

the act of making love in a hammock

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.

by J.Karai July 6, 2009

coco crawl

exploring anal sex with another

He's going to be doing the coco crawl with her tonight

by Burtboy November 5, 2011

Boston Wall Crawl

The act of fornication with both partners standing facing a wall. The partner directly facing the wall will then raise his/her legs and begin the tedious task of of climbing said wall while maintaining fornication and balance. Caution; the climbee must be very limber.

I gave your sister a Boston Wall Crawl until her feet were touching the ceiling! Good look getting those footprints down.

by Johny Dickrigger December 6, 2009