What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

crawl in that

A word a redneck dude at my school said to me “it’s southern for fuck”

“Yea you know my cousin? I’d crawl in that “

by Weirdbitch22 November 21, 2017

Pclub crawl

A combination of a Pub and a Club Crawl

I'm going out on a Pclub crawl tonight with my mates

by SQiDMRK March 1, 2024

Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.

I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!

by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021

Crawl out of it

Enter reality or leave it, get with it, be real, get over it.

“Vanessa heard me talking about Carly and slapped me, like she’s gotta crawl out of it, it’s not that big of a deal”

by Steve The OG November 25, 2021

carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine

“caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”

by lilb05 July 29, 2025