What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

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Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

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coco crawl

exploring anal sex with another

He's going to be doing the coco crawl with her tonight

by Burtboy November 5, 2011

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The act of fornication with both partners standing facing a wall. The partner directly facing the wall will then raise his/her legs and begin the tedious task of of climbing said wall while maintaining fornication and balance. Caution; the climbee must be very limber.

I gave your sister a Boston Wall Crawl until her feet were touching the ceiling! Good look getting those footprints down.

by Johny Dickrigger December 6, 2009

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white net crawl

the act of making love in a hammock

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.

by J.Karai July 6, 2009

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llama crawl

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.

"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"

by FrooFroos July 6, 2014

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