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Covid-19

A lame ass virus that needs to just fuckoff somewhere over the rainbow where the fuck offs run wild and free
Wow you seriously have covid-19
by mr.fiercefierce December 1, 2021
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Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.
Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022
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COVID-19

COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.

The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.

They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.

The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
Are you protected against COVID-19? If not, shame on you!
by SimonX February 28, 2023
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COVID-19

(1) Urban Dictionary
killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf

(2) Oxford Learner's Dictionary
(also Covid-19)
noun
BrE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
AmE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/ /ˌkoʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/

a disease caused by a coronavirus that was first reported in 2019 and became a pandemic

Etymology: from the letters and numbers in ‘corona virus disease 2019’
(1) I will infect you with the COVID-19
(2) Symptoms of Covid-19 can include fever, cough and shortness of breath.
by DigitaleLexikographie September 29, 2022
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"and god said let there be...a terrible plague that would haunt the earth for a year or two".

even satin recoiled in disgust when he saw what god had in store for the sad mortals of earth, but there was to many humans on the face of the planet so god sent a virus that would kill the weak and feeble but let the strong live, but soon god got bored of watching people live their sad lives alone in their houses so he sent some other things starting with the small (a conflict between iran and the US that had a chance to start world war 3) and then going to the large (among us 2 being cancelled).

now god looks at the world as it falls apart,and I am here on my laptop writing a useless definition for a word that you just so happen to be reading.
covid 19 is god's way of telling us all that he is in control
by helloIexsist January 4, 2021
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Covid-19 (20/21)

The country’s total number of corona infected cases and deaths on Donald J. Trump’s last day at the White House, on January 20, 2021, whose inept leadership and hands-off attitude in containing the pandemic crisis are responsible for the United States having the world’s highest number of infections and fatalities.
With the blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands, shouldn’t the president morally and criminally be charged for first lying to the nation about the severity of the pandemic and then for abdicating his responsibility in handling the crisis since he lost the election, which would have prevented the Covid-19 (20/21) record numbers?
by Covido January 1, 2021
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COVID-19

A epic virus witch will probably kill a lot of people in the next coming years.
Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?

The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA
by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020
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