Covfefe

An expression meaning to not give a single solitary shit about something one has said or done.

KOH-FAY-FAY

Friend: 'Hey man, I just got married!'

You: 'Covfefe'

Media: 'We don't approve of your presidency'
Trump: 'Covfefe'

by AAAAthats4As June 1, 2017

Covfefe

(noun) a tweet usually sent in the middle of the night while taking a shit and plotting to screw over a large amount of people

- "Yo did you see that new tweeet from the President?"

- "Yeah. It's quite the covfefe."

by The Last of the Meeheecans June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Noun- Meaning literally anything, as long as it is used to mock the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. Seriously, it means everything. It has no specific connotation, regardless of what Press Secretary Spicer says.

"Glad I got my covfefe this morning before work."

"Want to go have a few covfefe after work tonight? Maybe go back to my place for some covfefe when we are done?"

by FireLT June 2, 2017

Covfefe

Russian street slang for the act of having a hooker Urinate on you

Despite the negative press Covfefe

by Vinlggam May 31, 2017

Covfefe

The Icelandic name of a demon known as covfefe the strong.
Similarly it is also the name of a wizard both of which are summoned by the orb of T'kketh and thier names must be placed in a certain sentence for the ritual to be complete.
Up untill now we were unable to find the required phrases untill Donald J Trump summoned them on the eve of may 31st 2017

Despite the negative press covfefe
-Summon phrase as spoken by Trump.

by Hector the erector. June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When u want to type "coverage" but ur fingers are too small to hit all the letter on keyboard

Eeve+ Kovefe+ Covfefe

by Vathsava El June 5, 2017

Covfefe

This is President Drumpf's Russian word for a golden shower topped with feces.

The first thing Donald Drumpf did when he landed in Russia was to call a brothel and request two women who give good Covfefes.

by SixtyEighter May 31, 2017