A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out
Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar
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Get the Cosmic Slut mug.A sequence of cataclysmic events that play themselves out in a completely random manner, yet at the same time in complete synchronicity with one another. Its a culmination of sin and deception that gathers itself in a group and enters into the light for the whole world to see. It’s basically God drawing a perfect karmic circle around a person or group of people who have severely lacked in faith & honesty, and it usually ends in disaster for the participants unless they ask God for forgiveness. Basically the longest-running cosmic joke of all time.
“It’s Virgo season. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you too. Wow, what a cosmic fuck-all.”
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Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
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