Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

coxickle

When someone randomly brings up a subject involving Brian Cox

“have you seen the new series with Brian Cox in it, really facinating”

“Oh no not that coxickle again”

by DreTheContributor September 11, 2020

Cricket Crew

A kind system with amazing friends and is very appreciative in my opinion.

Hi Cricket Crew, how are you today?

by notdolly January 2, 2022

Cricket Crew

Possibly the best group of friends on the planet.

Did you watch the cricket crew stream today? They are so wholesome!

by -burntromances May 1, 2022

cricketamine

A party trick for the most degenerate motherfuckers. Lay some of your special K on a dead crickets belly, snort that shit, then eat the cricket 👌🏼

Hey bro, you down for some Cricketamine?

Shit man, haven’t had one in a while. I’m down

by Chippendales June 3, 2023

So Cricket

Used to describe something or a situation as "so ghetto," especially from an economical standpoint.

"When I asked him why he had a plastic cover in his couch, he told me that he was still making payments to Rent-a-Center on it and wanted to keep it fresh!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"

example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"

example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"

by MemphisTees February 21, 2011

Minge Crickets

Crabs, of the genital variety.

Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.

by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011