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Contard

A conservative who is a retard, usually uses the slur “libtard” Usually republican.
Person 1: “It’s all the Democrats fault! Blame those libtards!”
Person 2: “Shut the fuck up contard”
by Pseudomnyn September 27, 2020
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Physical Contact

Showing affection to another. Continuously touching body, showing love. Couples show affection (physical contact) most times by kissing or touching each other repetitively.
Man, do you see how much physical contact Joey is showing torwards Lauren. How is that not PDA.
by ski fielding July 20, 2016
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Contact Boner

When a girl touches a guys penis, and it immediately becomes a boner.
He got a contact boner just from my arm brushing up against him.
by cuddlebuns June 16, 2009
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contard

A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.
Contard: yeehaw man' george bush shure is a gud president.

Normal Human: You sir, are an idiot.
by The Truth January 17, 2005
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May Contain Peanuts

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!
by Alex August 28, 2003
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got my contacts in

A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.
Why are your eyes so red? I got my contacts in nigga
by manwithspecialeyes October 9, 2013
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coctail weiner

1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult
1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!
by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007
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