Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing

You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.

by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022

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Coonin’

To be like a raccoon in the garage; to eat an unholy amount of food at random intervals of the day

I woke up super hungry last night so I started coonin’ on 3 gallons of ice cream.

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 13, 2023

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rosie-cooling

To cool ones mood or temprament in order to pass oneself as sane; to enter a stage of life whereby everything causes distress and anguish and the only respite is to start rosie-cooling.

I saw a lady killing a small swan the other day, thank god she started rosie-cooling and stopped

by Muuu-tant September 3, 2008

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a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.

"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"

by lucyinthesky185 November 12, 2009

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trap cooking

Cooking while jamming to trap music, or cooking/making drugs.

Friend1 - "What are your doing?"
Friend 2 - "Oh I'm just trap cooking."

by Des-Tiny March 1, 2015

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back combing bitch

Fake hoe, generally one that has a fake tan, fake lashes, and overly back combed hair. They are considered to be more dusty and more extreme than a fake hoe. Back combing bitches are materialistic and think very highly of themselves when in reality they are at the bottom.

Guy 1: Yo, you know thag girl over there?
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki

Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!

by CJ2019 February 10, 2017

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