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the condition

Waking up in a strange place after having consumed much alcohol, walking to were your bathroom normaly is, then relieving yourself in an inappropriate area of your hosts house.
Don had the condition earlier. He got trashed last night and crashed on my sofa, woke up in the middle of the night, stumbled into my closet and peed in my shoes.
by Timothy Trice April 16, 2007
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Norwegian Air Conditioner

Shoving a metal pipe from an air conditioner with holes on both ends into your sexual partners anus and blowing cool air inside.
Man, that Norwegian Air Conditioner really wore out my ass!
by QueerbaitKinngs August 19, 2010
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Counter Strike : Condition Zero

The game of counter strike 1.6 with better graphics and other things. They have less hacks and is way more better. The game is very fun and easy, its guns also has less recoil.
Shit man, im in this awsome clan that owns czl-i. I can play cz for 12 hours stright.
by 1/2 @mazing May 13, 2005
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Condimentarianism

Dietary habits marked by the religious use of a condiment or condiments

Condimentarians view food as merely a vessel for the consumption of what are commonly considered culinary accessories. Many have a general affinity for various toppings, sauces, and pastes, but extremists often find themselves with a single condiment of choice with which they coat most of their intake.
Once again at the mercy of his condimentarianism, Frank tossed his French fries out the window when he realized that the drive-thru attendant had forgotten his ketchup.
by sproutsinbrussels August 18, 2007
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Houston Air Conditioner

When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.
It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.
by hbmn June 29, 2011
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condiment hair

A reference to Hayley Williams' hair,describing the red/orange/yellow coloring of her hair. The red color,introduced in the video for Pressure.Then later a second video appearence in Misery Business. Bumble&Bumble powder was used to get the most vibrancy in the mix of red and orange. While performing on Warped Tour all summer Williams' hair faded to a bleached-looking yellow.
She later began coloring it many combos of orange,yellow,and red,as it constantly needed re-dyed.
person 1:"Did you see Hayley's new condiment hair?"
person 2:"Yes, it looks like ketchup and mustard have had a child!"
by Ali The scene kid March 17, 2008
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aunt condi

The female version of Uncle Tom, a sell out to her race, a black woman who will say or do anything to be in good standing with the (white) "Man", at the expense of denying her own culture. A poser, a tampoon. Think Condi Rice
That Condi Rice will support anything that George Bush does. She is an Aunt Condi.
by pghkm September 22, 2008
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