Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010

ap english literature and composition

"Explore literary elements such as a work’s structure, style and themes, as well as the use of figurative language, imagery, symbolism and tone. Develop your writing skills as you express your ideas and analysis in expository, analytical, and argumentative essays." -From the college Board

In ap english literature and composition, expect to read a ton of books!

by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017

compilation

excited

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

comportion

When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is no where to go but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".

"I feel so comportioned to today. Nothing is going right."

"You make me feel so comportioned!!!"

by Jwela Lillicrop February 8, 2010

competition shook

A competition that is amazingly shocking

“It’s Tessa Brooks the competition shook”

by IGotCheatedOn;-; February 10, 2018

owned compilation

A type of video found on the Internet that displays a collection of clips, usually set to music, showing different people of all shapes and sizes getting hurt, surprised, or just wtfpwned, whether on purpose, by accident, or through stupidity.

"Dude, you gotta see this owned compilation I found on youtube, it's just 9 minutes of people getting fucked up."

by Hyperactive Man August 23, 2007

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008