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Commander in Chimp

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.
The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!
by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004
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Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.
Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history
by ScriptedPython May 13, 2021
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Commander in Cheese

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.
The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?
by Saeed Al Maktoum July 28, 2010
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cleavage commando

Stef: It's too hot, I'm going cleavage commando.
Door to Door World Vision Guy: **swallows**
Stef: Phht, like they don't have nipples in Africa.
by Scheherazade January 17, 2008
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bulgarian commando

When someone begins the process of knifing in call of duty with commando perk, but a bulgarian commando will travel up to six times farther and will go through every obsticle in the way of you and your victim. A bulgarian commando can run around an entire building before finishing the knife action. While in bulgarian commando mode, you are invincible.
Person 1: I was just bulgarian commandoed.

Person 2: Yeah, I saw him in midflight, he was at the other end of the map when he started, I tried shooting him but he was invincible.
by Random500128T January 2, 2011
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Rando Commando

An insult used in video games. A person who is so bad and unpredictable that their unexpected actions may occasionally make them beat better players. They tend to use high-risk, high-reward tactics or all-in strategies to get an easy win, rather than having a consistent play style.
"...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him."

-Mark Twain, expert on rando commandos.
by Legato107 April 8, 2012
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Bionic Commando

Name of a certain NES game
Game where you blow up Hitler's head. Save
a soldier named Super Joe and blow up a dangerous weapon.
by STRID500ER May 5, 2004
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