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college

Supposedly the best years of your life. More accurately, a hellhole that knows no mercy and loves to beat you down and make you feel worthless. (See UC Berkeley)
College is supposed to be the best years of my life. I now want to kill myself if these are the "best" years.
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college poses

Completely unatural poses that make you appear smaller/skinnier or better looking, stolen from the movie superbad
90% of myspace default pictures feature college poses.
by cute.fatty June 7, 2009
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college

A place where you look for a sense of belonging while eating yourself into a food coma.
I ate myself into a food coma in college.
by urbanflurbin February 24, 2015
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penny collector

1. Anyone who enjoys hording useless collectables such as faberge eggs, "limited edition" cups from McDonalds, Beanies Babies, etc.

2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."

Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"

Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"

Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"

Guy 2: "Sexy."
by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
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Guy Collector

A girl who plays multiple guys at the same time by charming them each individually, and usually the guys she is playing don't know each other.

She uses them for money, sex, drugs - etc whatever she wants out of them. Sometimes she just does it for her own personal esteem and female empowerment.

Regardless of the tactics or motives, the girl always extremely manipulative and deceiving, so her charm is enough to keep her "pawns" around for long periods of time.

Her targets ("pawns") are usually guys who have vulnerable personalities, low self-esteem, low intelligence, etc. all of these don't have to be present qualities and sometimes none are present. Basically anyone who allows her to see their "weak side" is a potential "pawn".
"Dude you need to break it off with that chick right now, I think she's a guy collector, I saw her at the movies last week with someone, and again at the park the next day with someone else! She's playin you man"
by nalz nalz March 23, 2010
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Bill collector

Schnawg can’t run away from dems bill collector no more
SCHNAWG THOUGHT HE COULD ESCAPE DA BILL COLLECTOR 🙏🙏🙏
by fallboygo November 4, 2023
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Let It Collect

The act of letting anything/all things/niggas collect. It can be used to answer anything.
"They can't really collect, if they ain't got shit to collect. Nigga I got a collection."
"You have no toilet paper." "It's alright man, just let it collect."
"What's 5+5 ?" "Just let it collect."
by LetItCollect November 27, 2011
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