Plan Collector

A Person who works extensively with a Cruise Director (a/k/a Social Planner) to find out his/her group's social plans, but does not, and never intended to, actually participate. Generally does this simultaneously with many different Cruise Directors to ensure his/her being included in several concurrent events.

The Plan Collector may run an internal algorithm to determine the "most fun" event, and go with that, or simply do nothing, resting assured that they could have done "something". May resurface, possibly years later, to ask how it went, and get details of the next event. Long term use of collected plan data is unknown and suspicious.

Etymology: coined by Cindy (2005), details contributed by Scott

Synonyms: Census Taker (coined by Scott)

Don't worry about Bob, he's a Plan Collector and won't actually join us.

by JaimeG July 21, 2007

spoon collector

a white girl,usually fat and gross, who only fucks black guys.

that nasty bitch is a spoon collector, i bet shes been on jerry springer.

by lurch cobra November 14, 2013

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

PointCrow: Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Person 2: Ayo what the
Person 2: How'd you get in my- Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
PointCrow: HAHHAHAHA!

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety? Disease

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 7, 2022

calm and collected

When your calm and collected, it just means your not okay, and it's time to see a therapist.

#1: "Don't worry, I'm calm. I'm collected."
#2: Ï heard your breakdown in the bathroom."
#1: "...Calm and collected."

by hahahahano. February 22, 2018

Collette

Lets Be Honest. nobody has ever actually met a cute Collette.

damn. Collette is ugly!

by babysharkkiller December 16, 2018

nectar collector

the ultimate name for the vagina, which is meant to collect precious gnad nectar

I cant wait to pollinate that beautiful nectar collector

by mechanix101 June 21, 2016

collethea

A gorgeous girl. With talents range from the simpliest things to things out of this world. She is full of energy and just wants to have fun. If you find a collethea run because you are in for the ride of your life.

That girl is just the best.... She ha to be Collethea.

by collethea October 19, 2013