cack on the cob

When u poo on a stick and sell it on for food.

Excuse me sir. Would you like to buy a Cack on The Cob?

by Mike Goodwin May 30, 2006

corn on the cob

where a woman eats a lot of corn, and then receives anal sex and takes a load on his penis. When he pulls it out it is covered in corn once the woman gives him a blow job, she eats the corn.

Last night i did the corn on the cob with stacie.

by Andy Peeps May 18, 2008

cob swagger

Having a genital rash, which requires you to walk with a limp

Gee Frank walks funny, he must of had sex with Norris, who has the crabs, which explains the cob swagger

by Waterfall Jones October 25, 2008

cob webs

not getting laid; not using your "male parts"; opposite of N.N.U; settling for not good looking girls to "get some"

1: heyy connor you haven't gotten laid yet? you need to get rid of those cob webs
2: i'm starting to get cob webs dude
4: dude your the man you stay keepin the cob webs off
5: N.N.U never have cob webs
6: i'm starting to get cob webbed dude... Dain i need you and Corbett to help me get girls
7: connor you the only one with cob webs you cant sit here
8: dude just hit up black tooth, shes guaranteed to clean those cob webs off, i mean like 7 of us got it in

by N.N.U March 29, 2010

corn cob

when a chick nibble up and down your penis like a corn on the cob.

your mom gave me a monster corn cob last night.

by greased' lightnin February 15, 2007

Cob-gobbler

A corn company started by second-generation farmers the Shuck Brothers. They emphasize the culture of nice ears, silky hairs, ripe kernels, and sucking down the largest stalks you’ve ever seen—all types yellow, white, red, and purple.

The cob-gobblers have done it again releasing yet another disgusting corn video. This time they slathered their stalks with high fructose corn syrup before they went to town.

by Wordzmeth June 15, 2019

corn on the cob

Genital warts, esp. on a man's equipment.

Not to be confused with the food of the same name.

1 - "I wouldnt fool around with that guy. Turns out he's got some wicked corn on the cob."

2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"

1 - "No."

2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."

by chr February 26, 2007