Das Clutch

A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.

Prole 1: We're all sheep
Prole 2: We also ruin musicals! Das Clutch!

by theschitzer July 24, 2010

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picasso of clutchness

the very epitome of being able to perform under pressure and being constantly clutch.

A person who is the picasso of clutch makes the world his palette and inscribes his greatness in it

Kachi is the picasso of clutchness

That elmejoresKash is the picasso of clutchness

by elmejor April 3, 2010

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vaughn clutch

Vaughn clutch is a manuever used by one of the two badass at everything, undefeated, world champions of everything. It's used as a submission finisher. There is no known counter against it.

Damn! Once he put the Vaughn clutch on him, he tapped out with a quickness. No one has ever gotten out of it.

by Nick the dick vaughn November 5, 2021

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husky clutch

They Husky Clutch is an advanced Brazilian Jiu Jistu technique which was perfected and made famous by Inter-Continental Belt Champion W.B. Zufall. The technique entails being in a mounted position and positioning the assailant's (on his back) arms directly overhead. Pressure is then applied to the assailant until he cries.

Wade won the fight by applying the Husky Clutch, sucking all life from his opponent.

by rjt10 January 22, 2019

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