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coon clutching

When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.
When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."
by Qatalyst April 29, 2012
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Das Clutch

A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.
Prole 1: We're all sheep
Prole 2: We also ruin musicals! Das Clutch!
by theschitzer July 24, 2010
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picasso of clutchness

the very epitome of being able to perform under pressure and being constantly clutch.

A person who is the picasso of clutch makes the world his palette and inscribes his greatness in it
Kachi is the picasso of clutchness

That elmejoresKash is the picasso of clutchness
by elmejor April 3, 2010
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husky clutch

They Husky Clutch is an advanced Brazilian Jiu Jistu technique which was perfected and made famous by Inter-Continental Belt Champion W.B. Zufall. The technique entails being in a mounted position and positioning the assailant's (on his back) arms directly overhead. Pressure is then applied to the assailant until he cries.
Wade won the fight by applying the Husky Clutch, sucking all life from his opponent.
by rjt10 January 22, 2019
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clutch kick

The act of pushing the accelerator to a certain point, and kicking the clutch to innitiate a drift.
Woah Donnie! You clutch kicked the shit out of that 240!
by #TeamDonnie September 21, 2016
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crazy clutch

A term used to describe when you defeat an entire enemy team in a first person shooter video game, when you are the only player remaining on your team.
Blake: "Dude!! You just took out their entire team!"

Jorgie: "Heck yeah bro that was a crazy clutch!"
by R4GE I NINJA November 12, 2009
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Clutch Kakoose

When you go to the bathroom, and take a dump,but you don't leave a smell.
Yo did you see sam in the bathroom he went Clutch Kakoose
by cashman93 November 1, 2011
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