clubbing baby seals

The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.

Greg: What are you doing?

Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!

by JRos10 April 1, 2008

Cubbie Fan

To anally rape someone with a 42-ounce nail-bat just to the point of death and then stopping. Repeat 162 times a year, 99 years in a row.

Man that bitch wasn't put'n out, so I had to give her the old Cubbie Fan.

by Pookie Shitskin December 28, 2008

Clubbed

A move, otherwise know as the widowmaker, nunmaker, in which the entire arm is inserted.

"You will get clubbed if you don't stop!"

by TrumpetKing March 20, 2008

clubbini

brutally clubbing baby of a baby seal; severe beating of a baby seal

I said to my friends, "I'm going clubbin!"
They asked me, "baby seals!?"
I then told them, "HELL YEAH!, wanna come?"
Then we beat us some f'in baby seals!

by Lil' Bastard December 7, 2003

century clubbing

where you go to a club and drink 100 shots in 100 minutes. You cant puke and cant go to the bathroom or nothin during that time.

97... cmon Joe you can do it...(gulp) 98..... cmon cmon cmon!! ... (gulp)....99 go go go go go go.... BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*splatter noise*

CLEANUP ON AISLE 6!

by bojzzle October 8, 2004

clubbely bunch

A group of fat people laughing.

Charlotte and Francesca are walking through a shopping centre when they see a group of fat people laughing.
Charlotte: "Wow, look at that clubbely bunch!"

by charlotte8900 April 27, 2007

Clubbed

Noun. Used in the preterite/past tense only. In a hand of poker, smashing one's opponent entirely (a.k.a. MEGA PWNAGE) via slow playing a pocket pair pre flop, and making a set. If this scenario results in massive table domination, it is known as being Clubbed.

Geeze, NCBeast just got Clubbed ultra-nasty by Big Clubs.

by Big Clubs October 5, 2007