Clayton Richard 

An unusually heavy species, almost never caught on film becuase of their frightfulness of everything. Their natrual habitat is usually their attic, where they use their computer. They play bass (incorrectly) and blame these mistakes on "faulty bass tabulature" a phenomenon that rarely happens becuase of the simplicity of the instrument.

Clayton Richard sucks at life.

Clayton Richard by Mr. Mcman January 20, 2009

Clayton Sartor

Hot Rod. Enough said.

Clayton Sartor totally digs cars. Hence, the nickname Hot Rod!

Clayton Sartor by awkwardbunnyrabbits September 1, 2011

Clayton Foster 

A gangster cowboy

WOW, you were like a Clayton Foster in that drug deal. When did you learn to hog tie like that?

Clayton Foster by Artist or Auxtin December 19, 2011

Clayton Lee 

Clayton Lee is a man who is rich and funny, although he looks really nice, he can be really rude and he can bully everyone. He would easily kill everyone who pisses him off. He is popular and he always has alot of girls around him.

Girl 1: Hey, who is that?
Girl 2: That's Clayton Lee, Isn't he handsome?
Girl 3: But I heard that he is really rude and bullies people
Girl 1: That's mean...

Clayton Lee by Imperial Eclipse November 26, 2019

Clayton Woodruff 

A silly teddy bear of a man who screams like a banshee when he is drunk. My savage beerpong partner. Jokes tend to go over this guys head so you have to explain them at the end. Crazy good football player. Interesting person. Freak at Call Of Duty.

You:"Clayton why are you screaming like a girl?"

Clayton Woodruff:"Thats just who i am brotha"

Clayton Woodruff by Hayden MacDizzle November 1, 2011

clayton jewsbury 

A Mr.stealyourgirl

He is a real Clayton Jewsbury!

clayton jewsbury by cjewsbury November 21, 2016

Clayton, California 

Rich white people living in big houses. They are snobby and think they are better then everyone else, even though they aren't. They tend to ignore anyone of a lower social and/or financial level.

Girl1: Hey do you live in Clayton, California?

Girl2: Eww! No! I have feelings and a heart!

Clayton, California by I.DON'T.CARE. January 18, 2011