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Berkeley circle jerk

Berkeley kids who think they're the shit and boost their egos by metaphorically jerking each other off. Deep down, they know they're ivy league rejects.
Jim - "Dude I got into Berkeley."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."
by jimbokimbo March 27, 2020
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indianapolis circle jerk

Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.
Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?
by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018
mugGet the indianapolis circle jerkmug.

Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
by bitch squad October 9, 2016
mugGet the jerk circlemug.

Jonkler jerk circle

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,
The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.
by oscaosca October 19, 2024
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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king May 29, 2018
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Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.
by infini4 January 20, 2020
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