christophe

TOTAL cunt

A: *cries*
B: Why are you crying?
A: My new roommate is a christophe!
B: Feels bad.

by Sabun Colek November 23, 2017

Christoph

The worlds best airsoft sniper... with a fantastic airsoft business...

i wish i was as good as christoph

by ispeakfax December 5, 2020

christopher

your local f boy

damn christopher is your local f boy!!!!!!!!

by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017

Christopher

A Peruvian slang term for "hand job," also a common name in South America.

The name is commonly misspelled "Chestyfurr."

Dexter: Hey bro, Chris gave me a Christopher.

Khamid: Oh yeah, How was your Christopher?

Dexter: That was the best Christopher I've ever had. Chirs did a great job with my Christopher.

Khamid: Did you pay him?

Dexter: No, Chirs did it for free.

by Blow me 155 (: March 4, 2009

Christophe

A strange European male who may or may not speak French. Usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside America care about. Likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.

" 'ello. Would you like to go to ze W hotel avec moi?"

"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"

by maamsir February 2, 2010

the christopher

The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.

I tried the Christopher last night with my nephew

by Jshizniz July 14, 2017

christopher

also known as chris.

he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.

he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.

who got you drunk last night?
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.

by theeepescatarian December 19, 2010