Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.

Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

by DrJay361 May 13, 2023

Christy Tree

An extra, auxillary or alternate Christmas tree other than the main Christmas tree used as a festive decoration during the Christmas season. Found in homes in groups of 2 to 600.

If we get any more Christy Trees we're going to need a bigger house!

by Sasquatch129800 December 21, 2021

Christy

Funny, smart, beautiful, amd sexy. The more you see her the more of her you want to see.

Christy is sexy as fuck, I'd like to see every inch of her!

by Thatone12345 June 14, 2022

Christy

Christy is the crustiest girl EVER. She used to work at The Krusty Krab but then se had an intimate sexual relation ship with the cashier, Squid ward Tentacles and got fired. Christy is a short girl with golden-brown hair who pretends she doesn't know how to speak Arabic because for some reason she's ashamed. If you EVER, EVER see Christy drawing a Sponge bob on anything, you better rub it out before she makes an army of them and cook you in a Krabby Patty.

M: Look at Christy she's drawing Spongebob on the big white board. *takes out phone*
F: *goes to the board and wipes the whole thing off*
F: Did you get that on video?
M: No, you were taking too long :(

by stalker GANG GANG May 28, 2019

Christi

One of the moms on Dance Moms from seasons 1-4. She was known to be critical of Melissa and others. She left when Abby made fun of her daughter’s eye.

Christi- “We’re here, you know Mellisa’s here, and Jill’s like a whole nother level”

by anonymous December 14, 2020

boxing christy

boxing christy (n)
origin : miss lil christy nice attempt on scoring a nice A in physical education lessons

i like to be fwends with boxing christy
boxing christy is very crispy OINK OINK

by impolite mushiyie March 23, 2022

Christie

Christie is a belter but has one weakness

Trevor’s penis, it is well know that almost all girls with the name Christie love penises whose owners are named Trevor

Christie shmaaarks Trevor’s piel

by Madhir July 18, 2018