magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

wheel chair

Racecar for the walking-impaired

Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

chairingly

1. Of or like a chair.
2. Synonym to radical.

1. Omg, you did that pose so chairingly.
2. Hahaha!!! Like, chairingly, dude!!

by the Society to Prevent Boredom January 21, 2006

Chairing

A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty

Tom: How far did you go with Gloria last night?

Jack :She was chairing me for 5 minutes pal.

by Pablokeene89 February 14, 2018

Zdeno Chara

Defenseman for the Boston Bruins. 6 foot 9 and rude as hell. Total badass. Can shut down any team's top line by himself. May or may not be a shaved ape on skates and may or may not have spent the summer in a Georgia man's freezer.

Who is that giant of a man?

Why that's Zdeno Chara, he's Slovakian.

Oh, really, I thought we came to the rink on the wrong day and the circus moved in.

by FlatchopsFinney February 24, 2009

Sexual Chair Fetish

When the person in question wants or is having a sexual relationship with a chair. Some examples may include pounding the chair leg into your ass or vagina, another example is drilling a hole into the seat of the chair and fucking it with your penis. There are many other ways too but these are the classic ones.

IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A SEXUAL CHAIR FETISH PLEASE LEAVE A LIKE!!!

by catrapeman May 19, 2019

Chairlympics

The Chairlympics are games usually played in schools or offices that involves any number of handy chairs.

Games range from simple races on rolling chairs, hurdle courses, and chair diskus.

Generally frowned upon by the management or administration.

I won gold in the chairlympics longjump by jumping seven chairs.

by Subsonik July 13, 2006