chest hair

Grows on men and women??

Nice wig. Whats it made of? YOUR MUMS CHEST HAIR!

by chuff January 12, 2005

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Weak Chest

A common side effect of old age

“Oh, don’t let that Coronavirus get on your weak chest. Believe me, it’ll take years off you”

by Redbaron January 27, 2020

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Wanker's Chest

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.

"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl

by Balistic July 30, 2010

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Chest-top

An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.

Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"

by Buckified February 06, 2011

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Chest Pounder

an individual who engages in the relentless act during a conversation of telling you how superior he or she is, either by direct or indirect means and regardless if you ask. Everything is about him/her. Figuratively pounding the chest, such as an alpha male gorilla.

Golfer #1: Hey, how have you been?
Chest Pounder: Well, I shot a 75 today. I can't really score well on this course.

Bowler #1: Hey....how's it goin?
Chest Pounder: 237....these lanes are too oily to really score well.

by BulldogBuckeye September 16, 2009

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