strawberry cheesecake

the act of placing a strawberry in a girls mouth and then ejaculating on it.

Not to be confused with a strawberry shortcake.

As Julia held a strawberry between her lips Matt gave her a strawberry cheesecake.

by schizomorphic May 25, 2008

Cherry Cheesecake

Having sex with a female virgin, and then making her lick her blood, semen and your own semen off your cock. An absolutely disgusting practice.

That bitch was so stupid she actually ate her cherry cheesecake!

by dennis November 20, 2003

Hollywood Cheesecake

A favourite after-hours prank in Hertfordshire.

Take a bird back home after a night out. F*ck her doggy-sytle and unleash your load just in time for your best mate to bust out the wardrobe and punch her in the face!

Hilarious.

"Next time I'll hide in the wardrobe and we'll give the dirty slag a Hollywood Cheesecake!"

by Xandah April 29, 2007

Cheesecake

When a male ejaculates on a womans face and then proceeds to headbutt the woman , resulting in her nose breaking and blood and semen to cover her entire face.

Girl 1: So did you have sex with cornelius last night?

Girl 2: No , he cheesecaked me and then threw me into the river.

Girl 1 : AWW SHEEEET

by blaine Xtremius February 22, 2011

cheesefuck

fucking a slice of cheese

fucking someone with a smegma covered dickhat

fucking a filthy pussy covered in a cheezy substance

that sleezy bitch dint care about hygiene and had a cheesefuck

i didnt bother cleaning my top ,i just gave her a nice cheesefuck

by flappin cock November 18, 2009

Guadalajaran Cheesecake

method involving a japanese/black/german/american indian/black guys dad and a redneck with a powermullet / scullet

guy 1: yo remember guadalajaran cheesecakes
guy 2: yea i get those from Uchimoto's dad

by SCULLET February 5, 2005

cheesecake

Sexually insecure... you think he might me an ass bandit, but you're not sure.

I just don't know about Ben.. he's such a cheesecake.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004