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dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE
girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022
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dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!
yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.
by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022
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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 8, 2022
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Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.
My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.
by Simpson sLover69 March 7, 2022
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Dick Cheese

Man, that new guy in Accounting is a real big dick cheese!
by Corn & Rye June 24, 2025
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Lick My Dick Cheese

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025
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Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.
Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
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