Cheerio Landmind

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012

Cheerios

Bite sized tiny honey flavored doughnuts inside a box that says “Cheerios”.

Barry Bee Benson: Imma eat some Cheerios!
Air pod douche: you eat that shit?
Barry Bee Benson: Fair enough.

by Jull.Jc November 26, 2019

Cheerio

he is made out of cheerios

ummm cheerios

by peer editing October 20, 2020

Cheerios

The thing you stick your pee pee in

Jeffy sticks his PP in a Cheerios box, like he's fucking a woman

by JeffyFanatic5000 April 19, 2021

leathery cheerio

A leathery cheerio is another word for the abused and aged anus of a woman. Or now a days also for a man.

Bro have you seen her leathery cheerio?!

by Sinning saint December 17, 2017

The soggy cheerio

A sex position in which two partners undergo intercourse while a third party pours milk and Honey Nut Cheerios over the couple until mutual orgasm

Babe! I found a guy who is willing to be our third in the soggy Cheerio. You down?

by That bottom bitch October 19, 2019

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021