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shit in my cherrios

When you ruin somebody's day by telling them some really bad news or make them do something really horrible, usually the receiving person is in a very good mood before said action happened.
person 1: I just won a scratch off ticket.
person 2: Your dog just got hit by a car.
person 1: Man, you just shit in my cherrios!
by ldfkuyg93585uvdofijgh566 January 4, 2009
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cheerihoe

1) A cheerleader who happens to be a total slut, sleeps around, and it is well known by the average population

2) A raging bitch
Did you hear what Britney did with the football team last weekend? She is definitely a cheerihoe.
by Man child May 27, 2006
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Cheerios

Jacob is a Cheerios.
by Hayastanits paxats September 30, 2018
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built like a box of cheerios

by Aye_Wolf_Gang March 30, 2017
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pissed in your cheerios

"Sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios, but that chick that just gave you a blowjob has an Adam's apple and a hard-on."
by Funk knuckle July 31, 2014
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Cheerios is not cake

A way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. This was created by ME, M.C.W no one else, especially Tyler!!!

Unrelated Note - Phrase derived from NASCAR..

Heres the story: My dads was watching NASCAR, his favorite Sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by Cheerios. However the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a Betty Crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). Hence my hilarious phrase "Cheerios is not cake!"
Tyler: Its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes

Mike: Cheerios is not cake...

Tyler: what?

Mike: You heard me!
by Mike Charles Williams April 10, 2008
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leather cheeri-o

a chaffed, unwashed ass hole; a asshole that looks painful to have
I was going to shrimp this girl but she had a leather cheeri-o.
by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008
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