chai

A word used to express a feeling of surprise, savageness or scoffing.

The word you say when somebody else in your class got wrecked by the teacher.

The word you say when somebody else in your class gets three times more homework.

The word you say when you're commenting on a savage joke by someone else.

Teacher: You're getting a detention!
Me: chai!!!!

Teacher: Whoever doesn't do their homework will have to write 1000 lines!
Everybody: chai!!!!

Bill: Bro, I went to Disneyland!
Tom: When?
Bill: On Saturday!
Tom: No, when did I ask?
Me: chai!!!!

by mysterious_indian April 5, 2022

filthy chai

A combination of methadone, nicotine and methamphetamine often used to support an extended period (long weekends) of torrid auto-erotica and self-inflicted abuse. This is a practice with origins in Tai Pei among the expat technology community and has recently surfaced on the west coast, namely silicon valley and the Portland, OR communities.

"Dude, you gotta try the filthy Chai. It'll keep you going until your eyes roll back into your skull."

by Solong Oolong February 23, 2017

Chai Boi

Means a homie or friend

hey look it's Chai Boi

by WeNeedCommunism March 14, 2018

Chai

Basically Character.AI but not a literal dictatorship

"I hate Character.AI"

"Yeah, Chai is so much better"

by PanzerInt January 18, 2024

Chai-yeeted

To cheat on somebody by some yeets, drinking some good ol' chai

I wonder how many boys she has chai-yeeted.

by Auntie Ji September 18, 2020

Nowalty Chai

A brew that always makes a connection.
A blend of high grown Darjeeling Orthodox with Assam CTC, which creates an exclusive experience for tea lovers. It comes from the valley of tea gardens - Assam, India.

They said, "Yes!", over a cup of Nowalty Chai.

by threeleavesgroup November 26, 2021

Chai

Gossip about someone or something that is good, juicy, spicy, etc.

Rebecca has some chai she'd like to share with us!

by L_ronzo February 21, 2019