The mandela catalogue

(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr

"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"

by OPEN_THEdoorMARK❗️❗️❗️ October 28, 2022

Catalina

Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.

"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"

"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"

"In here, mi amor!"

"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!

"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"

"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"

"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"

by anonymous July 21, 2008

CATALAN

A human individual, originating from any place that is not Spain. It is usually wearing Harry Potter-like glasses, an oversized jacket, second hand jeans and boots. Their favorite activity consist of talking trash about Spain, split bills in individual parts, and recycling nearly everything they find.

Ricard! There is a used band-aid on the sidewalk. If you are Catalan enough, you will hurt yourself now, so you can use it!

by Patatabrava March 1, 2019

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

CATaclysm

The theory that rubbing two cats together will cause an earthquake on the other side of the world. Not to be confused with the popular furry video game, WoW: Cataclysm

If you rub two cats together, crazy stuff happens on the other side of the world (CATaclysm)

by Xtreme2252 April 28, 2011

dirty catalina

A bhadd Latina from Colombia who’s fine asf

Yo you know dirty Catalina

Ye she a bhadie bro

by 123pat April 15, 2020

Catalina Foothills High School

A school in the Catalina Mountians in Tucson, Arizona where almost every kid is spoiled rich and a bitch. They don't care about themselves and most of them are selfish and all live in huge houses and think they're the shit. They're mostly all really skinny and theres A LOT of sluts.

"What school do you go to?"
"Catalina Foothills High School.."
"Oh.. okay bye.
"Why?"
"You're probably a bitch and don't care about anyone but yourself"

by Alex Gserhyn March 4, 2010