Carson: my parents lied
Crackhead: inaudible crackhead noises
Carson: damn never thought a car shoved a dick in my jeep
Crackhead: inaudible crackhead noises
Carson: damn never thought a car shoved a dick in my jeep
by Zyccoinc November 4, 2019
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by GyroBroYT October 31, 2017
Get the Carson mug.1) Verb meaning to take a golf club and swat at someone's testicles (ala Johnny Carson)
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
1)I passed out on the floor of my frat house and awoke just before Weber gave me a carson. I fled through the pantry door with my morning wood intact.
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
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by Bob titus October 21, 2011
Get the Carsons saggy tits mug.A verb describing the actions of a terrible driver, and the results thereof. Cutting off another driver and/or causing or nearly causing an accident.
A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".
Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.
A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".
Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.
Passenger: Dude! WTF! Check your mirrors BEFORE you merge, you just charboned that guy.
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!
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Get the charbone mug.Carson is the kind of friend everyone needs in there life. His life is basically one big Meme. He might be a bit quiet, but once he opens up, he will be the life of the party. He will always try to make you laugh and overall a bit of a goofball. On the surface he might seem self centered, but deep down he would do anything for you. A Carson is a friend to keep!
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