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carbon dialect

When two black monkey crickets are banging each other in the butt and one of them snaps their penis in the others' asshole until it bleeds and the poop turns it into a chocolate fountain that gives it the carbon effect of flash.
Wow! Did you see George Floyd and Bill Cosby attain the carbon dialect last night?
by adamsandlerdbd1 July 19, 2021
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Dirty Carbonation

After preparing for a colonoscopy with Nulytely for the “cleanse,” the act of shitting brown fluids while pissing clear at the same time, mixing in the toilet bowl.
“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”
by zZMiDZz August 13, 2025
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carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina
Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina
by Oink nigga April 25, 2020
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carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.
guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!
by gearbox360 October 16, 2008
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Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).
Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.
by Manney November 22, 2023
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Carbonized

The term Baked means something to certain smokes...so if you're beyond Baked, you're Carbonized.
This is some excellent smoke, I'm baked, you? Hey, you alive? Oh yah man, I'm carbonized!
by 2old April 3, 2023
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carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.
After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012
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