Pull a Chapman

Injuring yourself in an unexpected yet somehow predictable nature

"Oww, i got up out of my chair, and pulled a muscle in my back"

"Damn, you just had to go an pull a chapman""

by Maverick916 November 10, 2022

teigan chapman

teigan chapman is best described as the smell of perfume on a woman’s coochie after car sex. She is the ceo of truck sluts but none the less she holds up. If you want a thicc house whore hit up teigan chapman

oh shit teigans off with another 5”8, 125 lb country boy who’s gonna ruin her life for some thicc ass again!
What can you do it’s teigan chapman :)

by blondy32 March 25, 2020

Catman

Catmans are cool people.
They are excellent shufflers and are adepts in Robot Unicorn Attack.
Catmans are sexy beasts too.

Girl A: "What do you think about James."
Girl B: "I heard he is a Catman."
Girl A: "HOT!!!!"

by Catman.Hansolo May 8, 2011

caamano

Some fuckwit, will find any possible way to make your life a living cringe.

"There's that caamano guy"
"My urge to suicide increases to 80% when he is around

by Slergo December 15, 2016

Chapman

Dumb cunt

Chapman is a dumb cunt

by pphardforchapman September 1, 2019

beth chapman

A dirty slag who has sex in public toilets

Omg that girl has sex in public, she's such a Beth Chapman

by Wool1 February 20, 2014

capiana

someone who is always lying 'capping'

teacher :' My HUSBAND owns 9 cars'
Student : 'Madam you're a capiana u drive a dingers '

by msmalikisacapiana November 28, 2019