Cadillac

In the jail I work at a Cadillac is a portable fiberglass bunk used to add another sleeping place to a cell that already has all the built in bunks filled. The prisoner gets a non flammable, non ripable plastic covered matress just like everyone else but his rack is put on the cell floor and usually gets in everyone else's way. It is much better then just throwing a matress on the floor and making a man sleap on the floor that everyone walks on. He is not lower than his cell mates.

We call them "Cadillacs" because they are big, relatively comfortable compared to concrete or steel bunks, and it makes the prisoner feel that he is getting something better than the other prisoners have. Let a man have a little dignity and he is much less likely to cause trouble or try to hurt someone.

Shift supervisor says:"we were at capacity in Alpha dorm but we moved in a bunch of Cadillacs and found a place for everyone who got busted in the task force sweep. " Warden: "good work LT".

by Magic Mike, maintenance man January 29, 2010

Cadillac Driver

A person who "drives" a Cadillac.

A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.

A person who:
Does not signal turns or lane changes.
Doesn't clear snow off the back window.
Never checks the mirror.
Hogs the left lane.
Acts as if he owns the road.
Treats other drivers with contempt.
Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.
Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)

Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

Martin Cabello

A mentally diseased man.

Oh shit! Here comes Martin Cabello! Better hide my gas cans and my kids!
-Josh Powell

by Jukub August 8, 2021

Cadillac converter

Converts any car into a Cadillac like transformers. Transformers, Cadillacs in disguise

I need to upgrade my car, hand me that Cadillac converter over there in the spare parts

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Capello

A system of football management that whilst playing in the 21st century, insists on a line-up from the 1980's

No worries guys, we have a capello line-up, we will only loose by 3 goals....and the upside....I still get paid no matter the result....(see bankers bonuses)

by Vic Wintergreen June 30, 2010

cabello

The kind of hair that grows in between your toes that you have to use tweezers to pull out.

There is this really long cabello that has been growing in my moms foot.

by DragonFeet January 2, 2020

Fabio Capello

1. An Italian football (soccer) manager which the England National Football Team hired to manage/coach the squad.

2. Can't speak English. At all. Max 100 words.

3. No player is willing to purchase Rosetta Stone for him.

4. When he is done incoherently rambling, Frank Lampard usually takes the squad out and tries his best to coach them. Then they go out for beer and leave Rooney behind because nobody likes Rooney.

Fabio Capello: Ehhhh........ Ehhhhhh.......... you Ehhhh.......... you kick de ehhhh.... Ball? Ehh.......... into .......Goal.

Frank Lampard: Alright, none of us understood what he said, so I'll try me best to manage the squad. Uhh.. let's scrimmage, play a 3-4-3 with this group and ehh.. 4-3-3 over here. Go.

John Terry: Or..... we could go to the pub grab some beers heh lads?

Lampsy: Sounds good to me.

Wayne Rooney: Can I come, lads?

Lampsy & JT: No. Nobody cares for you.

Wayne: *goes to cry in corner*

by RetroGamesAreBetter November 14, 2011