Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

Fixing Cables

To snort a drug in powdered form, typically cocaine, while streaming WoW gameplay. The substance is arranged in a thin line and hidden from view below the monitor before being snorted.

Damn I died to the boss... time to go fixing cables!

by user04567y April 9, 2025

Ethernet cable

The fucking thing for WiFi

“Yo you have an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean the thing fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah”

by [死] June 8, 2022

Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

by afuckingtech February 11, 2024

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

Brain Cable

Term for when 2 people think the same thing at the same time when they are not in the same place

Holy shit, my girlfriend called me to go eat thai while I was thinking the same thing. again. We have a fucking brain cable installed between us!

by GH27 April 7, 2023

Daniel Cable

Sexy Bastard.

Look over there. It's Daniel Cable. What a sexy Bastard.

by By eck August 10, 2017