Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.

Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"

by Danswer November 29, 2009

Carling

The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3

Person: how was it with Carling?

Jake: she's perfect, I'm in love with that lassie.

by TheBombDotCom October 16, 2013

cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

carling

originaly marketed in the uk as a canadian(briefly and dubiously) lager brand with the after tag of black label.Has out lasted the rest of the early cheap and nasty lager brands due only to marketing. Tastes of tin if it comes in one or not.If ever the addage of tip it straight into the toilet and save your self the trouble, was ,it applies to this stuff!

carling ? got ANYTHING else?

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

shadow calling

To make a call to a persons cellular device, only allowing it to ring once and immediately hanging up. So that the person misses your phone call (and hopefully does not her the one ring), while at the same time giving the caller the ability to TRUTHFULLY say ... "I called you but you didn't answer"

"Why didn't I call you? I did call, you just didn't answer. Check your recent incoming calls, I bet I'm one of them! - Shadow Calling

by Oso Malcolm X January 5, 2012

Deer Calling

The noise you make when you’re puking after a night of heavy drinking

I was deer calling all night!
Did I hear the distant sound of a college student deer calling?

by Raular January 10, 2018

Brand Name Calling

when you use a commercial brand name as an insult of compliment.

person 1: you are such a Dorito

person 2: nice brand name calling

by 101010102 August 29, 2010