Miley Cyrus is a tool. I will now go on to make fun of some of her song names because I can do so.
Bottom of the Ocean - Where you should be at this current point in time.
Closet Full of Clothes - Yes, Miley. A closet is normally where clothes reside.
Creeper of my Heart - Wtf?
Don't Walk Away - Too bad.
I Don't Feel Beautiful - I wonder why.
I Want To Be Your Baby - No.
I'm Ready for Love - BITCH YOU'RE 12.
If We Were A Movie - No one would watch.
Old Blue Jeans - Wtf?
Rockstar - Like you know anything about being a fucking "rockstar".
The Bone Dance - Wtf?
Her song lyrics are beyond shitty.
Shitty as in THEY DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.
Bottom of the Ocean - Where you should be at this current point in time.
Closet Full of Clothes - Yes, Miley. A closet is normally where clothes reside.
Creeper of my Heart - Wtf?
Don't Walk Away - Too bad.
I Don't Feel Beautiful - I wonder why.
I Want To Be Your Baby - No.
I'm Ready for Love - BITCH YOU'RE 12.
If We Were A Movie - No one would watch.
Old Blue Jeans - Wtf?
Rockstar - Like you know anything about being a fucking "rockstar".
The Bone Dance - Wtf?
Her song lyrics are beyond shitty.
Shitty as in THEY DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.
One of Miley Cyrus' stupid songs:
There was this guy,
A little smaller,
He was great,
And I was taller.
He was the one I needed.
I asked him out,
But he said no,
Just wanna be friends,
But I'm sorry though.
So I begged and pleeded
So I was left heart broken.
And no more words were spoken.
The next day he didn't even speak.
I looked away I felt so week.
I didn't even get one kiss.
How the samheck can he do this.
But he thinks it's alright again.
So now still we are just friends.
Is this what the world of music is coming to? Seriously? Those have got to be some of the worst lyrics to any song ever. Whoever wrote that song (it was probably not her on account of I doubt she writes any of her songs because she's most likely too busy brainwashing kids and destroying braincells) should probably just stop writing songs now. Like, right now.
There was this guy,
A little smaller,
He was great,
And I was taller.
He was the one I needed.
I asked him out,
But he said no,
Just wanna be friends,
But I'm sorry though.
So I begged and pleeded
So I was left heart broken.
And no more words were spoken.
The next day he didn't even speak.
I looked away I felt so week.
I didn't even get one kiss.
How the samheck can he do this.
But he thinks it's alright again.
So now still we are just friends.
Is this what the world of music is coming to? Seriously? Those have got to be some of the worst lyrics to any song ever. Whoever wrote that song (it was probably not her on account of I doubt she writes any of her songs because she's most likely too busy brainwashing kids and destroying braincells) should probably just stop writing songs now. Like, right now.
by LAAAAA. February 24, 2009
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So, there'll be "english" letters that are the same in english such as A, M, and T, but there'll also be letters like P, and C, which are R and S in cyrillic, as well as letters that have no relation to modern Latin, such as Ф and Л.
So, there'll be "english" letters that are the same in english such as A, M, and T, but there'll also be letters like P, and C, which are R and S in cyrillic, as well as letters that have no relation to modern Latin, such as Ф and Л.
Man, I can't read this. PECTOBAH? If it's a pectobah, why are they saying Restoran?
- Tourist in Moscow trying to read restaurant sign in Cyrillic.
- Tourist in Moscow trying to read restaurant sign in Cyrillic.
by Soviet Razor June 22, 2009
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Guy 1: Wow, I heard Miley Cyrus on American Idol, and she was horrible live!
Guy 2: Yeah, totally. And that 'live album' from her tour is the definitely altered, big time.
Guy 1: That's so true, they Miley-cyrused the hell out of her pictures and songs.
Guy 2: Yeah, totally. And that 'live album' from her tour is the definitely altered, big time.
Guy 1: That's so true, they Miley-cyrused the hell out of her pictures and songs.
by Moqsynatah August 21, 2009
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Get the Cyric mug.Someone born from the Disney channel, Miley Cyrus sounds like a man with extremely drastic tone variation. Example, "i probably shouldn't SAYYY THIISSS, but at times i get so scared, when i think about the PREEEVIOUSSS"
Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.
Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.
Normal person #1: Wow, Miley Cyrus' singing is really bad!
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
11 year old fan: YOU MOTHER F*CKER, F*CK YOU WHORE, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
11 year old fan: YOU MOTHER F*CKER, F*CK YOU WHORE, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T
by Untouched December 30, 2008
Get the Miley Cyrus mug.1The Chosen One. As in the one chosen to tarnish the entire country with her success.
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...
God: *holding baby Miley* Billy Ray. I bestow upon you little baby Miley Cyrus. I present to you a queen and future ruler of entertainment. The chosen one! *drops baby Miley on her head* ...Oopsie...
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