Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

snatchcuff [snatch cuff]

when a chick is fist deep in another girls snatch & wearing it like handcuffs...hence the word snatchcuff

'i'm A snatchcuff snatch cuff ...was fist deep in some chicks spadge'

by whiskey fingers January 15, 2009

snatchcuff [snatch cuff]

when a chick is fist deep in another girls snatch & wearing it like handcuffs...hence the word snatchcuff

'i'm A snatchcuff snatch cuff ...was fist deep in some chicks spadge'

by whiskey fingers January 15, 2009

Bust N' Cuff

When a guy cums inside a fine girl with the intentions of getting her pregnant that way she will have to stay with him.

Dude, Adriana Lima is so fine, if I ever get to fuck then you know I'm gonna Bust N' Cuff.

by Allthemgains November 14, 2015

cop a cuff

To find a woman/man and start a relationship

Yes let me cop a cuff for the winter

by foley212 November 12, 2017

fifth and cuff

Getting handcuffed to your partner until you finish a 5th of liquor (750ml). You will get blasted

Friend: You going to the Davie Fifth and Cuff?
You: Of course. I want to get blacked with my friends.

by Fifthandcuff October 14, 2022

off-the-cuff remark

A casual/unrehearsed verbalization made by a chick who has briefly removed her lips from a guy's foreskin while performing fellatio on him.

An off-the-cuff remark that an eager stud love to hear is that his blowjob-administering hottie thinks that he has a nice big juicy schlong.

by QuacksO December 15, 2024