The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.
Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
by Pussdrop October 22, 2019
Get the Croc Toemug. Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.
by meatyfrank September 2, 2024
Get the Croc Rashmug. by I like teains May 21, 2018
Get the crocsmug. The act of receiving head while wearing crocs. A major achievement that should be on the bucket list of any man or woman.
Did you hear Finn received croc dome?
Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.
Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.
Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.
Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.
by 200 fly March 29, 2022
Get the Croc domemug. This day is celebrated all across the world and it is the 22 of November every year. You have to where your crocs everywhere
“Yo bruh you got a pair of crocs for national croc day”. “Nah g”. “ it’s alright I got some extra”. “ I got the fake grass ones and the leopard print ones which u want?” “ I want the fake grass ones coz u wanna swag on the normal ones”. “Ok here they are g. I can hook u up nexd time I u want the leopard print ones”. “Thanks bro”.
by Therealjoemumma November 20, 2019
Get the National croc daymug. by FireTruckMC February 13, 2022
Get the Croc ringmug. Sarah: Hey, I know she had a boyfriend before, but you think she might be into me?
Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!
Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!
by StrangerPopTart September 27, 2022
Get the Crocsmug.