What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

Seminal Crawl

The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.

As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.

by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

Crawl-by

When someone checks out another person

Dann - she’s wearing a thong.
Stanly - how do you know?
Dann - I did a crawl-by.

by ChocolateCake6985 November 28, 2024

No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Cut and Crawl

Another name for the classic "Comb-Over" Haircut

Our Sales Manager can't seem to face the fact that he is balding so when he goes to the barber, he asks for the "Cut and Crawl"

by [e-mail] March 29, 2015