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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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baby crawl

A dance move in clubs. Kinda like huming the floor in a push up position with someone grinding ontop of you.
Mostly sluts do this.
yooo did you see dem girls over there it was like 10 girls all doin baby crawl. it was mad chill!
by a;owubrpwirbawrn 2q43535 November 4, 2008
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Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.
Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.
by Microcrawler August 15, 2024
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Crawled Apart

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.
Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."
by Demotivation January 21, 2012
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crawling

crawling in my skin

these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming confusing
this lack of self control

I feel is never ending
controlling I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in
without a sense of confidence
I'm convinced that
it's just to much pressure to take
I felt this way before
so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
discomfort endlessly has pulled
itself upon me
distracting reacting
against my will I stand
beside my own reflection

it's haunting how I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in

without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
that it's just to much pressure to take
I've felt this way before so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
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