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creamy cooler

When you cum on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.

Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.
Guy 1: Ayy lmao i just gave this bitch a creamy cooler
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite
by VaginasAreGay November 15, 2017
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Virtual Cooler

A place to virtually vent, gossip, and bitch about work when a person telecommutes.
Whoa.... did you hear today at the virtual cooler how asshole Joe got caught sleeping with the boss and fired!
by tipsfromthechicks May 24, 2018
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Throat Cooler

When someone puts a combination of honey and throat numbing spray on his dick before getting head in an attempt to help someone with a sore throat feel better while still getting head.
She said she had a sore throat so I didn't want to get sick but I gave her a throat cooler to help her feel better.
by tacokingtruckfcker March 24, 2025
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Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.
Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!
by SoyUnSombrero July 26, 2016
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Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
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cooler shorter bestfriend day

october 20.

Skskslslslakal cooler shorter bestfriend days
by iloveyousosobad October 19, 2021
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poop cooler

A red cooler with poop in it. Found by Brewer in the wild Okeechobee music festival camp grounds.
Hey man, check out this cooler. Oh what there’s poop in there lol

*this poop cooler is gonna make a good skrim tree offering*
by Barblahey June 15, 2023
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