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Italian-American conspiracy theorists

Italian-American conspiracy theorists are doggedly preoccupied with fringe theories pertaining to the innocence of Chicago-area mafia killers who were nonetheless indicted, shown to be guilty of their crimes (well-beyond a reasonable doubt), and incarcerated. They often complain that said mafia killers got a "raw deal" because of "bad news" disseminated by "dry beefers."

Their theories are viewed with skepticism by normal people because they are rarely supported by any conclusive evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals, such as Mike Maseth, T. Markus Funk, Mitchell Mars Mitch Mars, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Charlie Hernandez.

Clear-headed individuals argue that Italian-American conspiracy theory, itself, goes well-beyond the boundaries of rational criticism when it becomes nonfalsifiable--such a theory is a closed system of ideas which explains away contradictory evidence by claiming that the conspirators themselves planted it.

Italian-American conspiracy theorists typically grew up in areas like Melrose Park, Elmwood Park, Galewood, Bridgeport, Cicero, and Berwyn. They regularly troll the Chicago Suntimes' mob threads.
The Suntimes mob blog is hilarious when all the Italian-American conspiracy theorists come crawling out of the wood work, crying foul.
by Davey Gagunga April 26, 2011
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AC adapter conspiracy

Deliberate design flaw(s) in AC adapter ports by manufacturers of laptops for the purpose of planned obsolescence of said laptops. Apple is the only manufacturer that has rectified this with their MagSafe port.
I've had my new laptop for a month. it was great until the AC adapter pin broke. Is there an AC adapter conspiracy?
by puterputer May 17, 2010
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This a conspiracy

When you thought something changed the first time you saw it but it stayed the same.
Me: There are five cookies on the table.
You: There are only 4 on the table.
Me: I counted five. This a conspiracy!
by Aintno Guy February 2, 2019
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The Fritz Conspiracy

The fritz conspiracy says that after a good party at home, everyone must visit the fritz.
Dude, we had such a crazy party. Now we have to get rid of all the champagne bottles. Shit, we're going to have to go to Fritz. It's a conspiracy, by Fritz! The Fritz Conspiracy again!
by bohnenblust_dude June 26, 2020
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vast right wing conspiracy

A hoax perpetrated by liberals, specifically Hitlery Rodman C.
The vast right wing conspiracy is actually a ploy by chicken farmers to market Buffalo Wings.
by Truth Teller September 19, 2003
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Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

1. A phrase used by Hillary Clinton to describe the Republican/conservative forces supposedly conspiring against her to ruin the political and personal aspirations of her and her husband, Bill Clinton. Ironically, this gave birth to a new definition (see below).

2. A fictional, generalized club conservatives half-jokingly say they belong to, in order to symbolize disdain for Hillary Clinton and liberals in general.

Also known as the VRWC.
1. This is a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy against me and my husband.

2. Of course I'm a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Isn't everybody?
by Disco Stu December 8, 2004
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art conspiracy

an online community dedicated to word, eye, mind, physical, and sound arts.

www.artconspiracy.com
hey buddy! don't art conspiracy that!

hey girl, lemme get up on dat art conspiracy.

yo baby, i wanna art conspiracy you all night long.

you got an art conspiracy on your chin.
by vash the stampyd May 24, 2003
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