Cleveland Streamer

Is when someone Face Times (or Skypes ) you while they are defecating.

Usage:
1. My friend Wade Wilson gave me a Cleveland streamer from a porta potty yesterday. It felt like I was right there with him. Technology is amazing!!!

2. What good is a Cleveland Streamer if my speaker phone doesn't work?

3. "I'm not sure how this FaceTime call turned into a Cleveland streamer but I'm glad it did. Alright mom, I'll talk to you later."

4. "Trey Parker and I were on our way to this WTM concert. We were having a great time when his phone rings and it's Wade Wilson giving him a Cleaveland Streamer."

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by CleavelandStreamer June 26, 2016

Cleveland Felch

When you cum in someone's ass, then as you're rimming them, they shit the cum into your mouth. A combination of the Felch and the Cleveland Steamer. Gay or Straight. Intentional or by accident.

I knew your mom was kinky but I never thought she'd be down for the Cleveland Felch.

by Mr. Peekaboo 2 August 24, 2008

Cleveland Snowblower

When a male ejaculates on a women's face when tries to blow it off with a fart.

She wanted me to cum on her face, but she wasn't ready for the Cleveland snowblower.

by REA_Jewsh November 5, 2015

Cleveland Stevens

(noun)
A Cleveland Steamer perpetrated by Shia LaBeouf.

Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Eagle Eye... essentially any Shia LaBeouf "film"

"Dude, I just watched Disturbia."

"How did it make you feel?"

"I feel like Shia LaBeouf just took a shit on my chest... total Cleveland Stevens."

by Urethra_Franklin March 2, 2010

cleveland's front line

Phrase used to inconpicuously talk about a girl's breats, even if she (or her brother) are listening to you talk. Derived from cleavage. Works well since most people will think you are discussing the Cleveland Browns football team's offensive line.

Man, did you see cleveland's front line?

Clevelands front line is HUGE!

When clevelands front line walks into the room, it attracts alot of attention.

by foxtrot-echo-seven-zulu-niner July 19, 2005

Cleveland Scrabble

This follows the rules of traditional Scrabble except the only words you can make are poop, crap, dump, fart, and fistorama.

Damn, I can't believe you got fistoramam on the triple word score in our game of Cleveland Scrabble!

"Where did you play?" "I played poop off of the p on your crap."

by Maaat123 January 27, 2009

Cleveland Browns

Formed in 1950, they were named for their legendary coach Paul Brown. They won their title in their first year of existance, taking 2 more crowns in 1954 and 1955 and making the playoffs 9 times during the 1950s. They contined to play good football in the 1960s and early 1970s but could not make it to another championship game. The 1980s were filled with disappointment. The team had 7 playoffs during the decade but could not reach the Super Bowl, losing the AFC Championship game, each time to the Denver Broncos, in 1986, 1987, and 1989. The 1986 game featured the famous Denver comeback known as The Drive, which crushed the hopes of Bernie Kosar and the Browns. After a 1994 playoff berth, team owner Art Modell relocated the team to Baltimore following the 1995 season after a dispute with the city over the building of a stadium. Angered fans saw a new incarnation of the team, the expansion Browns, return in 1999. Since then, they have 1 playoff berth, in 2002.

"And John Elway has orchistrated an amazing comeback, and he will head to the Super Bowl. It's all over, the Broncos have broken the hearts of the Cleveland Browns in one of the great collapsed in NFL history."

by Sports Info July 3, 2006