Chris 

A selfish, lying, stubborn, cheating, stoner/skater boy who's parents dont want him. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. But in reality he's worth nothing. He cheats on every girl he dates. He insults peoples parents. He deals drugs. Looks like he has pubic hair growing on his head. Chris deserves nothing.

look chris cheated on his girlfriend...again

Chris by Beauy August 20, 2020

Chris 

doesn't have weed it's just a crayon

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED
no it's just a crayon
IM CALLING THE POLICE
911 whats your emergency

Chris by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

Chris 

Usually Mexican and Gay Like Fortnite play Cold war wayyy to much

Chris Gay AF

Chris by MomIWannaGoHOme June 7, 2021

Chris 

In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.

me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!

Chris by KoreanHotPotato November 23, 2021

chris 

coming from a chris, you prolly got brown hair, brown eyes, tall, have lots of friends plus very social.
if you not a chris n you someone who tryna know them, go up to them and js go for it :)

person 1; wow chris is so cool
person 2; yeah you should go talk to him, maybe yall would be good friends

chris by CHRXS^! December 2, 2021

Chris 

(a) A brilliant, perfectly shaped penis sometimes sold on the black market.

exp1."John Holmes had quite the chris on him."

"Yeah,you dont see many people with chris like that anymore."

exp2."Im telling you girl that boy has some good chris!"

Chris by ghettomomalover February 3, 2010

chris 

THE MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE, HES COOL GETS ALL THE GIRLS AND ALL THE OTHER GUYS WANT TO BE HIM. HES A DREAMER,A LOVER,A FIGHTER.YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS ON A FIXED GEAR BIKE. YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS WARING THE FRESHEST CLOTHES AHEAD OF THE TRENDS. ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE A CHRIS IS AWESOME

DAMN CHRIS GETS ALL THE GIRLS

chris by not him bu t me September 10, 2011