bryson

bryson, he is a one in a million guy. You will never come across a guy as impossibly perfect as a bryson. he never makes mistakes and keeps everyone around him constantly laughing. he’s a flirt (very big flirt)but when he’s flirting he makes lots of jokes, he loves making everyone laugh it’s his thing. he’s got big, glossy, blue eyes that really pop in the sun but you see all the colors that are actually there. he’s got bright blonde hair but it’s not natural, he’s a natural brunette but wanted different but it looks so great. he’s big on sweets like pie,cookies,brownies and ect but he loves chocolate pie he also loves comedy and action movies and could watch them all day. he’s really passionate about certain things he does like guitar, he wants to learn so bad that he is practicing every night or about the girl he’s with. he’s all about her, no one else matters but her to him. he’s a very kind and funny guy. you’d love to meet him(some would say lucky) he’s a great kisser, there meaningful and slow and they feel so warm. his hugs are warm and cozy so much that you could hold him forever and ever. he’s a very handsome gentleman and every girl looks at him you just know it. he also really loves his cat, his cat makes him smile so big, you could watch him play with his kitty all day long. he’s just someone you’d want to meet, he changes your life for the better !

did you hear what bryson did today?

by luverlexxi August 6, 2022

pulling a bryony

the act of drinking a bottle of wine then pillowing a guy for the night

Did you here about (name) pulling a Bryony?

by kew April 30, 2014

Bryzon

Bryzon is a loud animal that is annoying and his butt is the top 10 stinkiest things in the world

Dam u smell like a bryzon

by Bryzon June 9, 2019

Bryson

Usually tall, and ugly. Atempts sports, but usually sits at home chatting on cyberspace. Very annoying, talks to much, and trys to be persuasive.
tall ugly computers

I wish Bryson would shut the fuck up!
I will never date that Bryson.

by soccergirl23 August 18, 2006

bryson

a faggot who sells oatmeal squares and takes you captive as his boyfriend(You are now a sex slave to this proned sex offender)

watch out for that bryson! He's trying to get in your pants!!!

by bobby skitzophrenic February 25, 2008

Bryson

An outrageously lightweight, hen-pecked or effeminate individual. One who cannot handle ones drink/drugs and falls asleep easily. A person who is incapable of holding their own in a verbal battle of wits.

(opposite; macho)

He's not coming out clubbing tonight - he's doing a Bryson and staying in with the wife.

Look at the state of him. He's had 2 white wine spritzers and he's come over all Bryson.

Kiss my butt?? Is that all you have to say, you Bryson!?

by James Smith December 15, 2003

Bryson

a name given to one that dates undesirable females.

"Ew, wtf man, you're a total Bryson for dating her. She looks like a dog."

by Stephen Welch October 9, 2006