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Texas Broomstick

When you put a dildo up your ass and you have to shit out the dildo
Jake Ryan’s ass was so sore last night because he told me he did the Texas broomstick
by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017
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Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.
"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"
by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019
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the bromosphere

a segment of social media consisting of usually right-wing-leaning male podcasters and lame male "comedians" who, while publicly declaring that they're not gay, constantly "circle jerk" themselves over their own perceived intelligent and provocative takes on modern American society with no awareness of their own toxicity but very much aware of the grift their triggering takes provide them financially
Ironically, the rise of The Bromosphere doesn't elevate male existence in American society but rather shows the rapid de-evolution of their importance and contribution to it.
by bottomboy tj December 6, 2025
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meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017
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jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.
Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!
by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022
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