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Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
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Brokeback Rodeo

When a group of Bros get drunk, and get naked in a hotel room. They take turns being the "Bull" and the "Cowboy" After slathering each other with Baby oil, the Cowboy tries to ride the Bulls back. If he can stay on for 8 seconds, he gets to butt fuck the Bull while everyone yells "Ridem Cowboy"
"Me and the boys got to drinkin last night and had us a Brokeback Rodeo while we were in that fancy Vegas hotel room"
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Brokeback

Used to describe someone or something as being better than good.
Damn! That sword is +10 agility, seems brokeback to me.
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Brokeback Mountain

Have you ever watched Brokeback Mountain? Yes, the movie is the greatest LGBT Movie ever created!
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Brokeback Mountain

Variation of the Cowgirl sex position where the guy puts his dick
in the girl's ass rather than her pussy.
I asked my husband if he wanted me to do cowgirl, but instead he asked for

Brokeback Mountain.
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Brokeback Mountainview

Two guys are moving into Brokeback Mountainview with u-haul lesbians.
Guy #1: let's move to San Francisco to share our love for one another
Guy #2: I think the Brokeback Mountainview would be a better community to raise our gaybabies

Conventional wisdom says SF is a gay capital when all the true gays know its all about Brokeback Mountainview

That's Brokeback Mountainview.
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