1. (noun) – A Brenting is an act so reckless, so unhygienic, and so tragically common that it should probably be reported to the CDC. Symptoms include regret, dehydration, the sudden inability to sit comfortably, and the haunting realization that you were definitely not his first victim that night.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
1. Noun: Example:
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
by DMM78 February 15, 2025
Get the Brentingmug. by MrDPepper April 11, 2025
Get the Brent Rivera'dmug. A faggot who likes shit memes and thinks he's the funniest person ever to be created he also thinks he's part Russian
by CooldudeKKK42069666 June 17, 2018
Get the Brent williamsmug. Made for each other, could possibly be the strongest couple! They don’t know it yet but they are each others soulmates
by Liac September 16, 2021
Get the savannah and brentmug. 
A paranoid man who trusts no one but himself.
but still believes shady sites as long as they confirm his belief's.
probably homophobic but definitely distrusts governments and doctors.
but still believes shady sites as long as they confirm his belief's.
probably homophobic but definitely distrusts governments and doctors.
did you hear about about so-and-so's dad?
yeah he's such a Brent isnt he?
for real, he is the kind of guy who would believe things written on urban dictionary.
yeah he's such a Brent isnt he?
for real, he is the kind of guy who would believe things written on urban dictionary.
by deep cock galactic March 21, 2023
Get the Brentmug. by Brentissoft November 18, 2019
Get the Brent it upmug.